CrossFit Health Initiative Challenges Mayo Clinic To Cure Cancer Within 15 Minute WOD

CrossFit Health wastes no time in establishing the new rules for the future of research in the health industry.

We asked Dr. McAhee of the Mayo Clinic his thoughts on the approach to health and he responded with, “I don’t think CrossFit really understands how medical research works.”

A representative for CrossFit responded with, “What was your score, bro?”. He then chalked his hands, turned on his Bunsen burner, sprinted to grab a beaker, and began peering through his microscope in the squat position.

He concluded by merely stating, “Full-depth is the answer to most illnesses.”